I love the fact that your such a protruding ignoramous who attempts things. You TRY to catch me chatting or entering a blog entry. I am always one step ahead of you with my cat-like reflexes Mr. IN-NEED-OF-HAIR-CLUB-FOR-MEN.
You haven't noticed, or so it would seem, but the imitation of "Magic Mirror" going on in the back of your head is pretty good. You are going to begin to start fooling folks into saying "mirror, mirror on the wall"... pretty soon. Guess that midlife crisis is getting worse huh?
I heard about Big CHief Wampum's daughter - and all I can say is Kudos!!! I distinctly remember a conversation from the archives of my headaches past where Big Cheif was crying in my work area about how this same daughter was a heroine user. How he would take ANYTHING
from her, if she would stop using.
Can this be considered Divine Intervention???
She did stop. She cleaned up, pretty nicely if I may say. She ran away a few weeks ago and eloped with a nice jewish boy in medical school. I know the Big Cheif isn't Jewish, but I mean isn't that what everyone wants for their daughter? To marry a handsome, rich jew?
Here he is now hungry, with a virginia ham under one arm but still crying because he got no bread.
GET THE FCUCK OVER IT! SHE MARRIED INTO MONEY. EVEN IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT - She made a MAJOR INVESTMENT into her future.
I have to admit I did snicker at the fact that she is already pregnant. That was a nice twist to the plot. Watching him lose it, and watching all the rank and file suddenly all have to leave for an emergency meeting down at Niles - Priceless.
When the chairman asked for you. I didn't lie. I knew you went with Big Cheif, of course HE THOUGHT
I was lying, but I wasn't.